Ablakwa and the Evacuation of the Unborn
Once upon a time in the Republic of Uncommon Sense, our commitment to future generations became so impressive that we began evacuating citizens before they were born. Other countries were making plans for 2034 and 2036. We were already bringing their inhabitants home from South Africa. For years, politicians had been accused of doing nothing for the unborn. Here, at last, was documentary evidence that the unborn had benefited from foreign policy. Somewhere, a couple yet to meet could apparently rest assured that their future child had already escaped xenophobia.