40 weirdest holiday gifts of 2018
Need help with your holiday shopping? This might help.
Nicolas Cage pillowcase
The holiday season is here. Instead of getting a boring gift for that special someone in your life, try one of these 40 completely crazy presents.
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According to the Amazon listing, this Nicolas Cage pillowcase "can make you have comfortable feelings." And it most likely won't take your face off.
UFO detector
If you truly believe we're not alone on Earth, then how do you not have a UFO detector yet?
Poop emoji power bank
Charge your phone or tablet with this not-so-crappy USB power bank.
Handerpants
If you've ever wanted underwear for your hands but you didn't want to wear gloves, then this gift is for you.
Old man wall decal
There might not be a weirder gift than giving someone a huge wall decal of an old man.
Gold water snail masks
This snail extract face mask supposedly improves skin elasticity.
Octopus beanie
Keep your head and face warm with this octopus beanie that is a "nice Christmas gift for yourself or friends," per the Amazon listing.
Batman cologne
You might not be a billionaire like Bruce Wayne or have a cool utility belt like Batman, but you can still smell like the Caped Crusader -- if that's your thing.
Yodelling pickle
This might not be Pickle Rick from Rick and Morty, but it is a yodeling pickle that'll give "hours of mindless entertainment," per the Amazon listing.
Foot hammock
Never know what to do with your feet? Try this luxurious foot hammock.
Cat mask
Why wear a regular mask when you can get a 10-pack of these cat masks?
Cheeseburger costume
Seriously, who wouldn't want a cheeseburger costume?
Space cat mug
There is perhaps no greater -- or weirder -- mug than this one of a cat reaching for a cheeseburger in outer space.
Unicorn Meat
We're assuming Unicorn Meat tastes just like chicken, but with more sprinkles.
Unicorn mask and hooves
If Unicorn Meat isn't enough for you, there's always this costume that includes a mask and hooves.
Money Toilet Paper
Thankfully, this baller toilet paper is triple ply.
Bicycle pizza cutter
Cut your homemade pizza in style with this pizza cutter in the form of a bicycle.
Bloody bath mat
Get this bloody bath mat for the horror film lover in your life.
Bad Air Sponge
Move over, candles. This Bad Air Sponge is the way to neutralize bad smells now.
Bulletproof glass
Drink in style with this glass that has a real 0.308 bullet lodged into the side.
Massage slippers
These odd-looking slippers will massage your feet while you walk.
Dehydrated tarantula
This tin of dehydrated zebra tarantula is apparently a good source of protein.
Egg separator
This egg separator might be disgusting, sure, but it is rather efficient.
Dog toaster
Emblazon your favorite dog breed on a piece of bread with this toaster.
Creature cups
Liven up your morning routine with these ceramic cups that have creatures inside, including spiders, cats and gargoyles.
Rubik's Cube Bluetooth speaker
Bluetooth speakers aren't normally weird gifts, but this Rubik's Cube-shaped speaker with lights sure is.
Silicone spoon holder
This heat-resistant silicone spoon holder might come in a crazy chicken design, but it could prove to be helpful in the kitchen.
The Farting Animals Coloring Book
Combine your two biggest passions: coloring and farting animals.
Ice cream lock
Protect your most prized possession -- Ben & Jerry's ice cream -- with this combination lock.
Animal socks
Most people hate receiving socks as a gift, but that's probably because they aren't animal paw socks.
Edible bugs
According to the Amazon listing, these edible insects are a "perfect stocking stuffer."
One pound of cherry Starburst
There's no debating that cherry is the greatest Starburst flavor (OK, there's a lot of debate). Now, you can get an entire pound of it. Lucky you!
Monkey slingshot
Are there more efficient slingshots on the market? Yes. Are they in the shape of a monkey? Nope.
Bidet toilet seat attachment
Give a loved one in your life a bidet, if only to see their reaction to receiving it.
Face Slimmer
Perhaps the Face Slimmer will help you create the perfect selfie.
The Face Blanket
If the face slimming doesn't work out, try covering up with the Face Blanket.
Hot dog stapler
Every stapler deserves a comically large hot dog on top of it.
Instant Underpants
If you ever find yourself in need of a pair of underwear then the Instant Underpants might be for you.
Jumbo Penny
This Jumbo Penny is, in fact, rather large, but it doesn't have any monetary value.
Potty putter
Take your bathroom breaks to the next level with some toilet golf.