Cheers and Jeers: Rum and Resistance Friday
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From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE… Late Night Snark: This Is All Perfectly Normal Edition «According to Politico, White House aides need to remind President Trump of time zones in different countries on a constant basis. He forgets that in America itCheers and Jeers: Rum and Resistance Friday
From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE… Late Night Snark: This Is All Perfectly Normal Edition «According to Politico, White House aides need to remind President Trump of time zones in different countries on a constant basis. He forgets that in America it’s 4 p.m., but where he is it’s 1957.» ---Seth Meyers “This is how bad at life Donald Trump is: he’s figured out a way to make black people think they have to defend Omarosa.” ---Comedian W. Kamau Bell on The Late Show How stupid do you have to be to f*ck up a parade? “Omarosa had to spend a year in the White House to learn that Donald Trump doesn’t know what he’s doing? I can’t wait for her next book, Donald Trump: Something’s Wrong With His Hair.” ---Trevor Noah ”It’s hard to know who to trust on this one: do we believe the lying, unhinged, backstabbing reality TV star, or do we believe Omarosa?” ---Jimmy Kimmel «We finally learned about the Space Force chain of command. According to Trump, it’ll go: E.T., Yoda, then Groot.” ---Jimmy Fallon “According to a new article, Donald Trump Jr. and his girlfriend, former Fox News anchor Kimberly Guilfoyle, have cute new nicknames for each other. He refers to her as Pooh Bear and she refers to him as Junior Mint. I guess Junior Mint will do until he gets his soon-to-come nickname, Federal Inmate #7544.” ---James Corden And one year ago, in the wake of the deadly Charlottesville Nazi riot: »It was truly a weekend of horrifying images. We saw Nazi flags and marchers carrying torches---tiki torches, by the way, because nothing says 'white nationalist' like faux-Polynesian kitsch. ... I have to say, David Duke and the Nazis really seem to like Donald Trump. Which is weird because Nazis are a lot like cats: if they like you, it's probably because you're feeding them." ---John Oliver And this just in: the midterm elections are on Tuesday, November 6th. You have 81 days to clear your schedule. Your west coast-friendly edition of Cheers and Jeers starts below the fold... [Swoosh!!] RIGHTNOW! [Gong!!] Read more